当男人发火时你该怎么做（ZT）

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<p style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times new=" AR-SA? mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: Roman?; New?><font face="Verdana" color="#8017c7">生活中那些鸡毛蒜皮的纠纷和口角，也可能会因为秋燥而更加令人上火，现在开始行动，给对方消消火吧！</font></span></p>
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[此贴子已经被作者于2008-4-21 15:30:39编辑过]

<p style=\"TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt\"><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\">1.</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana\">现在不是挺流行钢管舞吗？看他脸色阴沉，你可以把他当成一根钢管舞上一段。别担心自己的舞姿不够专业，只要你学着艳舞女郎踢踢腿弯弯腰，保管他再没力气生气了。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = \"urn:schemas-microsoft-com[s:10]ffice[s:10]ffice\" /><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style=\"TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt\"><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\">2.</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana\">蜡笔小新是一个非常难对付的孩子，美伢完全拿他没办法。或许你可以学一学小新，就当自己是个小</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\"></span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana\">孩，滚来滚去也罢，蹲在墙角发牢骚也罢，腔调和神情一定要肖似。放心，美伢对付不了小新，他也肯定对付不了你。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style=\"TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt\"><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\">3.</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana\">骂街？三字经？这可是男人更擅长的，而且没人说他们是在撒泼。所以你千万别来这一套，事实证明，这个世界上没有一个男人喜欢泼妇。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style=\"TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt\"><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\">4.</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana\">准备一套让你自己都脸红心跳的情趣内衣，一直藏着，当场面无法收拾的时候偷偷穿上。到时候，在他面前突然出现，欲迎还羞，就看他的反应了。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style=\"TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt\"><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\">5.</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana\">如果两人的沟通无法改善，一起去看看心理医生吧，或者婚姻咨询师之类的。确实有很多人不能控制自己的情绪，往往轻易就能说出让自己后悔的狠话。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style=\"TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt\"><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\">6.</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana\">打开电视，调到体育台，把你喜欢的开心果大杏仁都放在茶几上，倒上一杯啤酒，然后给他最好的哥们儿打个电话：球赛开始了，你们怎么还不来。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style=\"TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt\"><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\">7.</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana\">撅着嘴做家务怎么样？别忘了用你最喜欢的唇膏。把他的袜子衬衣内衣仔仔细细地洗一遍，干净清爽的晾起来。相信我，他的火气也会被你洗干净的。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style=\"TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt\"><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\">8. </span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana\">看过《怪物史拉克</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\">II</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana\">》吗？里面那只穿靴子的猫在进攻前，用一副可怜又可爱的表情迷惑了对手。你大可一试，把你最拿手的迷人表情，</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\">OSE</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana\">也可以，摆给他看</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\">――</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana\">色诱对征服男人来说有时候就是这样管用。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style=\"TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt\"><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\">9. </span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana\">叫他的昵称，最好是你们的私房称呼，他自己听了都脸红的那种，再配上一副花痴的表情。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style=\"TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt\"><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\">10.</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana\">最后一招，苦肉计！对自己的问题痛心疾首，茶饭不思，最好带点伊人憔悴的效果。态度一定要诚恳和坚决，以不让他觉得你扩大战役为宜。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #252525; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana\"><o:p></o:p></span></p>

哗！！楼主果然有D料到！！

<p>三楼的,你是不是经常这样</p>

[此贴子已经被作者于2008-4-21 15:46:35编辑过]

错了,是三楼的

不是一般的强，实在是强。

我实在无甘好脾气，哈哈/。。。认输

<p>钢管舞都来了<img alt=\"\" src=\"http://www.yz0752.com/Skins/default/topicface/face2.gif\"/>真受不了</p>
<p>我可学不来</p>

<p>这是摘抄下来的,里面的招数,我一个都做不到!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

<font size=\"4\">睇边个错罗，不过如果想感情不发生变化的最好认吓低威罗，但唔可以成为习惯~~~~[em50]</font>

最后一条恐怕有点难度

<div class=\"msgheader\">QUOTE:</div><div class=\"msgborder\"><b>以下是引用<i>飞燕草</i>在2008-4-22 23:54:00的发言：</b><br/>
<p>钢管舞都来了<img style=\"CURSOR: pointer\" onclick=\"javascript:window.open(this.src);\" alt=\"图片点击可在新窗口打开查看\" src=\"http://www.yz0752.com/Skins/default/topicface/face2.gif\" onload=\"imgresize(this);\"/>真受不了</p>
<p>我可学不来</p></div>
<p>又不难，我教你</p>

<p>哈哈~楼主果然有见地,不过我觉得第8条效果会好D.</p>